do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW
Photography: Tyson Ernste
Styling: Karen Van Binsbergen
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs
I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
"There’s not a better drug in the world than playing live."
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.
Deserves every note.
I cried and then I reblogged
friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch